Inside the mind of an evil genius

Brian sleeps too much

2006-01-03T19:35:00Z

I called him again at like 3:00 and he was still in bed....he'd fallen back to sleep after I called him the first time....he said he was going to shower and get food and then he'd be here so hopefully that means I'd only have to wait about an hour....which is half over now so hopefully he'll be here really soon....If I hadn't of called him he proabbly would have slept all day and I would have sat here forever waiting and being bored out of my mind.....I've run out of things to do completely....Well that's not true....I just installed Alice on my computer and tried to play it....I'm terrible at it...but at least it killed half an hour....blah I'm bored....I've been sitting here all alone and bored out of my mind for four hours now....it's not fair....two of my roomates are back now....the Chinese one is gone for now....and the other one is playing the terrible music again....oh well I suppose it doesn't matter because hopefully I'll be out of here soon....I hope I am...because I really hate it here....I have to write the don an email tomorrow to see if I can move back to the normal bit again....hopefully I'll be able to do that....if not then I'm not going to be very happy...here sucks so much ass.....anyway I'm bored and I have nothing else to say....good bye.

Back in Fredericton...

2006-01-03T17:18:36Z

I once again have returned to Fredericton and I'm sitting here waiting for Brian to come and get me.....I woke him up at 11:30 so he should be here soon-ish.....I hope....because I'm running out of things to entertain myself with....I unpacked and organized all my books and binders for this semester....and I made the ones from last semester better and then I played Pharaoh a bit....and that's much more excellent because I have a mouse now and it's way way easier to play that with a real mouse than with a laptop thing....and now I've gotten bored of playing so I'm waiting for Brian to come and pick me up.....hopefully he'll hurry up at whatever he's doing and haul his ass down here....but yeah....I knew he'd be a couple of hours....he always takes ages.....I'm just getting really bored....well I suppose if I get too desperate I could just go to sleep....that's always a good way to kill time....though I'm not overly tired because I slept about half the way up here.....alas, I don't know what to do with myself so I'll just go off and do nothing....good day.

I have the sexiest engine on the planet

2006-01-02T19:14:50Z

Today I thought it would be a wonderful idea to build my model engine....so I did....and it's very sexy....it's taking forever though....I've worked on it for like four hours and I'm not even half done yet....but it's so much fun....I had to stop for about an hour because I have to wait for some glue to dry before I can do any more....then I'll have to do it agian because I'm putting the cylinder walls on and I can't go any farther unless their glue is dry because if it's not then they'll fall off....and that would suck ass....but yeah....I can't type very well right now because I've glued my fingers to a few parts so now there's glue all over my finger-pads and it makes doing anything rather difficult...but yeah I love making models....they're really fun....I want to do more....I've never done one before and this one is supposed to be for "skilled" builders and I'm finding it quite easy....time consuming but easy....and it works and everything....I want more models....I'll have to buy lots and then I can make them over the summer and stuff....this is so excellent....anyway I think I might go and search for some other ones....I'm off to do that...taa taa for now!!!

What a life

2006-01-02T04:50:02Z

I sit in my basement and bask in the artificial glow of my computer screen.....well that's what I've been doing since 9:30 this evening....well I guess it would be last night now seeing as how it's now Monday....but yeah....I don't really have anything to say....I've been talking to Brian for a million hours...but yeah I've lost my train of thought so I'm off now....good day.

New Years is so gay...

2006-01-01T22:44:21Z

I go out of my way to go to bed early on New Years just because everyone else loves it so much...I went to see Narnia with the parental figures and then we came home and I messed around on my computer for a bit and then I went to bed at eleven and it was wonderful.....today I went to Grandmothers house and got attacked buy that god damned cat....I hate the bloody thing....I kicked it because it scratched me and then it was scared of me for the rest of the day...it was a grand old time....but yeah....I'm tired of talking to all of you now...so good day.

Blech

2006-01-01T02:13:58Z

I'm tired and useless.

No more Linear Algebra!!!!

2005-12-22T20:05:07Z

I checked my marks this morning and I was ever so pleased to discover that I have gotten a C in Linear Algebra which means that I have passed it and I got credit....so I do not have to take it over...I'm rid of it forever and can forget all about Eigenvectors and Basis and Subspaces and all that useless shit...and I got a B- in Claculus....that's most excellent....it was around what I expected to get for Calc actually so I'm rather pleased with myself on the whole....BUT I still have to find out about the rest of my classes....I have a feeling that I'll be getting one of those "Merry Christmas You Fail!" greetings from UNB....and the total piss off is that I got off the waiting list and into Mechanics 2 yesterday....and I'd been waiting forever so it is rather gay....it makes me quite violent indeed....oh well I suppose that it will do me better to fail and do it over than get a C and keep going and not understand anything....oh well....we'll have to just wait and see....but yeah...I think I'm off to do something else for now....good day.

I have a lump in my throat...

2005-12-21T00:49:58Z

Tis very weird....it's one of the gland dealies but it's all swelled up and sore....and my tonsils are starting to get hurty too...alas, I'll just have to live with it....I was at the doctor yesterdy and didn't tell him about it...oh well it wasn't what I was there for....I went to get my wart fixed and I did...so I'm perfectly content....I'm getting sleepy now though....I think I may go to bed soon...I'm going to work tomorrow morning though I may get sent home....if Father has to go out on a barge again he's taking me home because I'm to fragile and weak to go out in the cold....so I'll be taken home where it's warm and excellent.... but yeah that's fine but I'll be getting up dreadfully early tomorrow so I should go to bed soon and I am getting sleepy and I feel slightly sick because of my throat and such so I might just go to bed...I think I may read some more of Harry Potter first....I don't know though....I've sat around all day....I'm not quite sure how much more sitting I can do....oh well....I must sleep soon so all shall be well...urgh I'm rambelling....it's because I've got no one to talk to....Brian is probably out having fun because he did his last exam today.....but yeah I think I'm going away now....I'm rather tired and want something more interesting to do....taa taa.

Today was most excellent...

2005-12-20T21:38:48Z

I slept until like 8:30 and then I got up and showered and ate and all that crappy stuff that one does in the morning after waking...and then I finished Jonathatn Strange and Mr Norrell!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally.....I'm so happy and pleased with myself...and then I finially started Harry Potter and I'm decently far into that and will hopefully be fatherer by the end of the night...I'm going to the shop tomorrow though....Father has said that he wishes for me to work on our car so I guess that's what I shall be doing...but yeah....I want to read as much as possible over the break thouhg....I hope to have Potter finished by then end of the week...then on to Tom Clancy....yes yes...it shall be most excellent....oh today I put the presents under our tree....and Mother has shoved it into the corner for some ungodly reason so there's not a lot of room....and we have all these huge presents because we all got lego and models and stuff that's in rather large boxes and so I stacked the presents....and they're up fairly high in places....and they're sorted terribly...usually we don't mix everyone's presents together but this year they're just shoved all over the place....oh well...I suppose it doesn't really matter....I want to open them though....I want my damn lego....today was Brian's Java exam...I wonder how that went....he should be done now....well he has to be....he would have been kicked out at 5:00....but he probably went and took Josh home and then he'll probably have a nap....I wonder if I'll get to talk to him later....probably not because he'll probably end up going out tonight....and right now I'm rather interested in Harry Potter.....I want to read it as much as possible because it is so excellent....but yeah...anyway I smell supper so I'm off and then I must read some more....good day for now!

Mmmm.....I love poutine...

2005-12-19T23:07:36Z

I had some for supper tonight and some last night and it was absoultely splendid....I loved it....I don't even feel sick rigt now which is most excellent....I got a jump drive...it's most excellent...I'm going to play with it a bit later but I'm talking to Brian right now.....he's trying to teach me something but he think's he's done it wrong so I'm not sure how well this is going to go...urgh he has fucked his up...it was the last question on the Mechanics exam....he ruined it....and I couldn't do it so I suppose it doesn't really matter....but yeah...tis rather gay....I'm sort of hungry but I don't know what I want to eat....I think I'm going to stay up sort of late tonight...just because I don't feel like sleeping....though I think I may require a nap again soon.....oh well...I want to watch a movie later possibly but I really want to finish Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell so I might read for a while....I read earlier today but then I went to sleep...on the couch in the living room...but yeah....Danica is tired....and sore....the neck is hurty....There;s lunps in it....I think it's just the gland things are all swolen up...they'll get better though....hopefully....I was at the doctor today too but I don't think I really needed to tell him about that....I got my wart fixed and that's what I went there for so I suppose it's all good....anyway I suppose I shall be off for now....I don't really have much else to say....good day to you all.

YAAAAWWNN

2005-12-19T19:52:21Z

I just woke up from like a three hour nap and it was glorious...I had to call silly old Mrs Potter because it wanted me to go into the school and talk to the grade twelve kids about university and I'm not going....I told her I was going to work even though I'll probably be here sitting on my ass....but yeah I just don't want to go into that school ever again let alone be put on display and have to talk to the little basterds...oh well...I don't really care...but yeah...I forget what I was going to say so I'm leaving now....

Well I'm ready...

2005-12-18T14:58:56Z

I've packed all my stuff except my computer because I'm using it and the last of my books because my computer has to go in my bag before they do and it's not even 11:00 yet....so now I've got to just sit around and wait until my parental figures get here....urgh...I've got nothing to do and I can't even turn my music on because the bitches are sleeping....stupid whores...I hope they fail all their exams and then go die....that would be excellent....because then I wouldn't have to live with them anymore and I'd love that....but yeah....anyway I'm really bored....I've got an hour to kill and I'm not quite sure what to do with myself....oh well...I guess it doesn't matter....and I'll just got play some more useless internet games because I can play those without making noise so I won't get scalped....oops...that was really racist...oh well I do not care...they're scary and would probably hurt me....but I'm going to go play games now I think...

Exhaustion..

2005-12-18T13:20:17Z

I came home and went to bed at like 5:00 this morning...only when I got into bed I couldn't sleep...how joyous....and then I woke up at 8:00...so yeah I'm pretty tired....the party was fun last night for a little while but I was getting bored....I hung out with Danny for most of the night because Brian decided to play poker and Todd was off trying to get with Katie who was drunk and so was Megan and that was the extent of the people that I knew there...but yeah....oh wait...I knew Lisa too but she was also drunk...so yeah....this kid called Fergus put a big huge hole in the wall though and that was pretty funny.....but yeah....some girl asked if me and Danny were together and I was like NO! and Danny was like NO! and then she asked aren't I with some one though....and I was like Yeah I'm with Brian and she was like Ohhhhh and that was kind of entertaining for a few seconds.....so then after I went to Brian's house for a while and then he brought me home and left and now I'm not going to see him for like nine days....he was all like you'll live and I was like yeah....I'll miss you but it's not like I've got nothing to do....and then he was like nine days is nothing....now a month that sucks....and then he was like yeah summer is going to suck....silly Brian....he doesn't know how to change the oil in his car!!! I scolded him for about ten minutes when I found that one out....everyone should know how to change their oil....it's very easy and doesn't take long at all....so I'm going to show him when he comes down because he needs to know how to change his oil....it was really funny actually how appawled over that I got....Anyway I suppose I should go and try to start packing my stuff....I know my parental figures aren't going to be here until lunch time and it's like twenty after nine but I don't have anything else to do and I'm going to change my sheets so yeah....I'm leaving now...

Hello acedemic probation

2005-12-17T19:21:22Z

I'm pretty sure I failed Mechanics...I'm going to go die now.

At least I'm clean now...

2005-12-17T13:53:34Z

That's the only good thing about right now....because I'm cold and tired and sad and I have an exam in four hours which I am most likely going to fail....I really hope I don't fail though....I need APSC....if I fail that I'm totally fucked up and will be here for like an extra year....Even though I want to do other degrees after this one I still don't want to be stuck on the same one forever....it makes me feel incompetent and stupid....Anyway I don't know what else to say so I'm not going to say anything....I'm leaving....well not really because I'm not going anywhere....but I'm going to do something else...probably cry.....again.

Sorrow...

2005-12-17T13:20:35Z

I do not want to do my exam....I just peeled myself out of bed....I want to go back in bed....I have to have a shower still....stupid clenleness.....This sucks ass....Stupid everything.....I suppose I'll go shower....even though I don't want to....I hope my other roomate doesn't wake up and get pissed at me for being in the bathroom...Oh well....she should have thought about that before she didn't wake up....

My world is falling apart around me

2005-12-16T20:07:57Z

I'm sitting here in tears because I've probably failed two exams already and I'm probably going to fail another one tomorrow....I'm trying to study but I don't know where to start and I realized I don't know shit...and then on Sunday I have to come home and I don't get to see Brian for nine or ten days....I'm going to miss him so much....I don't want to go home and I don't want to do my exams....everything sucks ass....I'm so sad......Brian was here for a couple hours earlier.....but then he left me to go study....and I tried but I suck......this is horrible...everything is ruined....this is all I've wanted to do since I was twelve and now that I finally am doing it I absolutely suck at it....I'm the most retarded person on the face of the earth....I feel so useless and pathetic......I just want to lay in my bed forever and not do the fucking exams....this totally sucks....why do I suck so much??? Why am I so incompentent????? It's not fair....I don't even know how to do it....I get out my books and I sit and look at them and I get overwhelmed and don't know what to do...so I either do something else or do what I've just done....which is a new one by the way....and I burst into tears and throw myself on my bed and lay there and cry for forty five minutes.....Everything is rubbish....I need to do something to maky myself feel better....but I can't because I have to study....I have to call my parental figures tonight too......and there goes like an hour....and I have to tell them about what a useless person I am....and how I'm going to flunk out and be a bum on the streets of Montreal....everything sucks.....I need to learn but I don't know how.....I'm so confused...I don't know what to do at all.....

My poor ass...

2005-12-16T15:16:00Z

I just got raped majorly by the exam...I most likely failed....there is a very very VERY slim chance that I passed...and even if I did it probably wasn't by enough to get credit for it...so that means I'll have to suffer through Electricity and Magnetism again along with Linear Algebra which I also most likely failed....anyway I'm going to go wallow in self pity until noon and then I'll call Brian and cry to him.

Someone please shoot me...

2005-12-16T12:08:33Z

Or do anything really to put me out of my misery....my exam starts in an hour...I don't feel ready...in fact I feel slightly sick...it's cold out and I just don't want to get off my ass and do it...I want to go back to bed and then call Brian later and he'll come and visit and then everything will be excellent....but NOOO I can't go back to bed....I have to get up and brush my teeth and then go out into the cold to walk to the gym to get raped in the ass by Electricity and Magnetism....then tomorrow it's all going to happen again except with Mechanics....someone please make it all go away!!!! I want to curl up in a ball and start rocking back and forth and saying "Assume it's not real!!" Hey...maybe I should be a mathmetician.....nah...they're too weird and Danny-like....and I DO NOT want to be like Danny....as much as I like him I do not want to BE like him.....Or I could run out of the exam today screaming "MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" But I won't because I really need to pass this.....so instead I'll sit there and take the ass rape for the entire three hours and then I'll call Brian and cry and he'll come over and I'll cry some more and then later I'll take the course again.....Anyway I've run out of things to say so I'm going to leave you all while I go and contemplate my impending doom.

My Brain Is A Toasted Marshmallow....

2005-12-16T00:46:41Z

Not just any toasted marshmallow either....the ones I cook....it's been lit on fire and blown out so its all crispy and black on the outside...but white and squishy and runny on the inside....It seriously feels like it's going to run out of my ears....I've done nothing but study Electricity and Magnetism since I got back from the mall yesterday....it was only interrupted for small breaks of fooding and then about ten hours of sleep....but yeah I'm going insane....I think I might quit on the study dealy for now....I really shouldn't and Brian will be most dissappoined in me....but I really think it won't do me much more good with the shape I'm in right now.....I think I have a good grasp of the concepts and HOW to apply them so hopefully I can remember all this shit and be able to figure out how to apply it tomorrow when it actually matters...and then the exam is at nine tomorrow morning so studying past nine probably wouldn't really be a good thing to do anyway so I think I might just put all my shit away and then sit around and rest until around ten and then I'll just go to bed and hope to god and all things holy that I pass...yes yes that seems like a good thing to do....Brian is comming to visit me tomorrow after I finish the exam and then he'll leave and we'll study for Mechanics and then we'll do the Mechanics exam on Saturday and then we'll find eachother after and then hang out and then proceede to Katies shin-dig....and all shall be well....but then the next day my parents are comming to rip me from my plane of existance and take me back to theirs and I don't get to see my Brian for over a week but then he's comming down to get his car fixed and he's going to be at my palace for a few days and that will be most excellent....I can't wait for that....there might have to be some sneaking around happening though...hahahahah.....anyway I'm tired of writing so I'm off to do something else....good day to you all!!!

STUDY BREAK!!

2005-12-14T19:40:23Z

And I'm really studying today people...though I had a lovely adventure to the mall...I got Mother and Father's presnants and I got Brian's present too....I bought him the directors cut of Donnie Darko because he likes that movie....he better like getting the god damned thing too because it was like forty-five bucks....I've never sepent that much on a gift for anyone in my entire life!!! Brian better feel special...It took me so long to decide that was what I was going to get him too...it was halarious....we were in HMV for a good half hour or so while I was like Should I get him Donnie Darko...or Pulp Fiction.....but I want Pulp Fiction....and then I was all like Oh oh oh I want this and blah blah blah....but I did eventually decide and I got the ever so expensive Donnie Darko.....Last night was so funny...he took me to the mall with him so he could buy a jacket....and then when he put one on he was all like is it good....and I was like it's a jacket....it's fine....and he was like hey your the one who has to look at me wearing it.....twas funny...it is a nice jacket though....but it's very staticy.....my hair constantly attatches to it.....it gets kind of annoying but it's not that bad.....at least he's warm now....he froze all the time before....I'm so tired....but I really should get back to studying.....taa taa for now.

I wish they'd get more than one CD

2005-12-13T15:32:17Z

I swear to fucking god that my roomates only have one CD....and it's shit to top it all off...One came back a few minutes ago and started playing the shit....though I can hardly hear it because I've got my lovely music playing and it's fairly loud too...Brian said something yesterday about he has two big speakers sitting around somewhere that I can have to hook up to my computer...that would be most excellent....I love big speakers....all I've got now is the little lap top speaker....I'm surprised my laptop even has a speaker....it's so small nothing else fits into it....except a huge ass hard drive....a really fast processor and a gig of memory....but yeah...that's nothing.....just important stuff....bt yeah...I'm increadibly bored so I'm sitting around writing five thousand journal entiries every day....see what happenes when you leave me alone....and I'm extrememly happy to have my interweb back....I was lost without it....it made me very sad and cut off from the outside world....I do not like not having the interweb.....if I don't have it then my computer is just a three thousand dollar music player....it sucks serious ass....Oh well...it's better now and I'm so happy....I actually read a bunch of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell this morning....it was excellent....hopefully I'll finish it really soon and then I can finally read Harry Potter and all those other books I have laying around....yay my roomate just left....but she sprayed some perfume shit or something and it really stinks...I wish they'd all just die....anyway I'm leaving now....good day.

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2005-12-13T12:46:29Z

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What a life....

2005-12-13T12:35:17Z

I got up at 6:30 this morning....I have no exam until 2:00 this afternoon....but sleeping long amounts of time is not good for me....I forced myself to stay up until 11:00 last night.....it was dreadfully hard but I feel slightly better this morning....well actually I feel a lot better...but still...now I've got nothing to do until this afternoon....I woke up...had a shower...went and got breakfast....sat around down there talking for a while...and then came back here and now I'm sitting on my computer basking in the glory of my interweb and wasting away the day.....I suppose I could study for Electricity and Magnetism or Mechanics but then I might forget stuff I learned for Calculus....well I probably won't...I just don't want to study and I'm trying to make up justified reasons for me not to....though I think as long as I study tonight after the exam or whatever then I shall be excellent.....I wonder if I'll get to see Brian after the exam today...that would be excellent if we got to hang out again then....hopefully...I'll probably see him down there when we're waiting and I'll talk to him then...or I could just call him when I finish and then he'll call me back....but yeah...I'm really bored and have nothing to do.....maybe I could actually read....like read Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell which I haven't touched since like September before class started....but yeah....I feel like such a loser....at least I have interweb now so I'm not cut off from the world completely....blech I hate living here....it's not as hellish right now because the two bitches are gone....and they aren't comming back until like after I leave and that should be good...but I'll still have to put up with them after Christmas....hopefully I'll get to move back to normal Tibbits and be Hayley's roomate though....that would be most excellent....but I don't get to find that out until like two weeks into the winter semester because they have to move all these people around who are in temporary residence and shit like that...which totally sucks ass for me but I suppose there isn't much I can do about it....I just want to move and live with normal people....is that too much to ask??????? Well it obviously is because it hasn't happened yet....I always end up living with freaky retarded people who try to rape me and then throw things at me.....it sucks ass....speaking of ass....hopefully Calculus won't be a total ass rape the way Linear was......it shouldn't be though because I'm pretty good at Calculus and I understood it and and I studyied for like four hours last night....Brian even taught me Optimization.....it was excellent....so hopefully I can do good....I really need to....and I hope I didn't fail Linear just because I don't want to have to take it again....it was way too painful the first time around....Oh god I'm bored....I really need a life....but alas, that would be the normal thing to do...so therefore, seeing as how I'm an Engineer it is impossible for me to do so....hmm....anyway I suppose I shall be off to do something else....good day.

Must...stay....awake!!!

2005-12-13T01:49:45Z

I've come to the conclusion that I have completely fucked myself over by sleeping so much for the past week....now my body thinks it needs it and once I've been awake for about four hours it wants a nap...and badly too....like I start shutting down and can't function properly.....I went to bed at 10 last night....slept till 6:30....then ot up and fell back asleep at around 1 and then slept till 4 with Brian....and then at around 8 I started to get really drousy again....I'm making myself stay up as late as possible....just to try and get myself out of this stupid-ness....Hopefully I'll be able to stay up until at least 12....my exam isn't until 2 in the afternoon tomorrow so I can study until 12 and I'll be fine.....but I can barley do it....my eyes hurt to keep them open and I can hardly concentrate....but I musn't sleep....it's fucking me over....I've slept way too much....I have to stop....anyway...I suppose I should try and study some more....this is not going well...though it is going way better than Linear did....which is why I will pass Calculus and hopefully do excellent one it....but yeah I'm leaving now.